The Milfettes where created in Athens,Ohio from the ashes of a million FAILED groups,in order to FAIL just one more time ,but with a blast.The band consists of a creep lead singer-guitar breaker who is on anti depressant treatment (which doesnt work,apparently) , a resident-Brit wannabe bass "player", and a wasted fucking cowboy who loves hanging out with dementia. We record on our computers because studios are so passe,and we cant find one who fits our color scheme. We like pink. We are trying to do as many concerts as possible before we get banned from every live music stage for...errr... nothing! forget it! We are open to live invitations and we would appreciate if you could sing us up to your record company and give us money to record a decent record.